A fork of Rural Dictionary
the most hysterical TV show in the world. It's this crazy old lady who must be like, 40 million years old, and she gives people advice on their sexual problems, or answers questions she has. She gives you her personal opinion on which sex toys are best, and sometimes when she's telling someone how a certain position works, she uses these posable dolls. SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! The best show to watch when there's nothing else on.
You will die of laughter when you hear how serious sue says the word "clitoris," "rim job," and so on. Its on at 11pm on Fridays @ Oxygen. WATCH IT!
a disgusting, freak of nature barbie doll-come-to-life with disporportionately large tits, a skanky face, and the most atrotious hair in the world. does this creature not have any pride? i have no idea why men want to fuck her when it is so obvious that everything about her is plastic, but then again i am a girl so how would i know.
pamela's breast implants popped, and she will die. this is the truth, and i think it is funny.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha CHINCHILLA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah jesuschristalmighty omifuckingod hahahahahahahahh !!!!!!!!!!!!!
barthy and his chinchillas
a. Something that I say way too much, being that I'm a girl. b. a less polite way of saying, "I abort this mission" or "this is stupid, why are we wasting our time?" or simply "this is retarded"
My Dad: "FOR THE LAST TIME GET YOUR HOMEWORK DONE!" Me: "Fuck this shit. I have better things to do."
an awesome song by sum 41 Storming through the party like my name was el nino When I’m hangin out drinking in the back of an el camino As a kid, I was a skid and no one knew me by name. I trashed my own house party cause nobody came. I know I’m not the one you thought you knew back in high school Never going, ever showing up when we had to. Is it attention that we crave don’t tell us to behave, I’m sick of always hearing act your age. I don’t want to waste my time Become aother casualty of society. I’ll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down. Because you don’t Know us at all we laugh when old people fall. But what would you expect with a conscience so small. Heavy metal and mullets it’s how we were raised. Maiden and priest were the gods that we praised Cause we like having fun at other peoples expense and, Cutting people down is just a minor offence then, It’s none of your concern, I guess I’ll never learn. I’m sick of being told to wait my turn. I don’t want to waste my time Become another casualty of society. I’ll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down. Don’t count on me, to let you know when. Don’t count on me, I’ll do it again. Don’t count on me, it’s the point you’re missing. Don’t count on me, cause I’m not listening. Well I’m a no goodnick lower middle class brat, Back packed and I don’t give a shit about nothing. You be standing on the corner talking all that kufuffin. But you don’t make sense from all the gas you be huffing. Then if the egg don’t stain you’ll be ringing off the hook, You’re on the hit list wanted in the telephone book. I like songs with distortion, to drink in proportion. The doctor said my mom should have had an abortion. I don’t want to waste my time Become another casualty of society. I’ll never fall in line Become another victim of your conformity And back down. Waste my time with them Casualty of society. Waste my time again, Victim of your conformity And back down.
Fat Lip is an awesomely awesome song. also... "I punched my friend Clark in the face and now he has a fat lip."
grainy little seeds that give you diarrhea. they taste disgusting.
my grandma always keeps a bag of flax seeds at hand, because she is always constipated.