Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

drunked

when your so drunk, you can't say "drunk" properly.

dude 1: man your sloshed. dude 2: yeah i am feeling petty drunked!

by tomcon5 April 24, 2010

cop jogging

when your walking down the street with nothing on you, & you see a cop and start running just for fun.

last night i was on my way to dudes house when i got bored & started cop jogging. i made it three blocks!

by tomcon5 March 01, 2009

whisper mode

when a person angles their urine stream to make less sound(as to not disturb someone)

i turned on my whisper mode when i used the toilet, cause my girlfriend was sleeping

by tomcon5 December 19, 2009

shut the F U!

a cross betwixt "shut the fuck up" & "fuck you".

man#1"hey man, how...." man#2 "shut the F U!"

by tomcon5 February 19, 2009

floor burrito

the contence of the dustpan when you sweep up after dinner.

man1:dude, i'm hungry! man2:sorry bro, all we got left is a floor burrito.

by tomcon5 February 27, 2009

funktagous

getting down so funky, it inspires others to get funky with you

dude was so funktagous, i had to get down myself! show him how it's done!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

inside man

a booger way up in your nose.

man1:Dude!you pickin' a winner? man2:No. I got an inside man!

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009