A fork of Rural Dictionary
use interchangeably with "fuck" "fix" and "jack"
Did that virus clap up your computer? Yeah, the guy who cleaned it for me said my laptop was all clapped up. What software did he use to clap it up?
The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night. Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go? Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it. Joe: Did you? Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery. Joe: Gross dug eatin' beans whippet breaves midnight roast hog spit egg sandwitch