A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pulling your car over to the side of the road to pee while pretending to be checking under the hood of your vehicle. usually done on a highway where there is no rest areas or you just cant "hold it" any longer.
"hey bro pull over, i gotta whiz" "right here on the interstate in broad daylight?" "no problem, we'll just pull a hoodwinker"
One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer. Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.
Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?" Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?" Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast! Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear??? Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.