A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery. 2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!" "Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
Used in cases of amused angst...
You ruined my birthday cake by tripping and falling on it? Well, fuckity fuck fuck.