Country Dictionary

These develop when you develop (gunnerstones).

PlayboyChick4141: “Smack me with your gunnerstones!”
Daniel J. Stone: “I’m arready their bae.”

Opposite of Hollywood/Star/Famous.

Maggot E: “What the fuck is with this shit waiter”
Mystery slut 2: “Dude, a little tipped”

Generally homosexual.

That bitch flat ironed him eyemaggedon.

Tossie: Eat a dick.
Anomalasia: You’re gay.
Tossie: Ok - Eyemaggedon!

When you don’t belong in the New World Testament Bible’s description of qualities in the new world.

Typically, cocksuckers already can’t cry.

Therein lay the proof, poof NWTOTHS.

Dan Stone: What are we gonna slap them with?
Matthew Nofal: Fuck that - Eye Proof. Zzzzzzzip!
Stephen Wallans: WTFEP.

That seems to look like a phalanx (Mega Gay Phalanx).

Alisha: Go down on me!
Ron: Mega Gay Phalanx!
Alisha: Totes sosh! Sucks a way (suck noisez)