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Ichiro

Right fielder for the Seattle Mariners. One of the best leadoff hitters in baseball. In 2004, he had 262 hits to break George Sisler's 84 year old record of 257 hits. Although he generally hits for average, he has the ability to hit homeruns as well. Also, he is one of the best defensive outfielders in baseball able to gun down runners at home plate with his strong but accurate arm.

Yep, Ichiro got another hit.
Ichiro went 4-4 today.

purple turtle

to squeeze the penis till it turns purple, then pull your fist outward as if a turtle head going into the shell.

Tom is gonna go home and make his purple turtle puke.