A fork of Rural Dictionary
Herman Li: the worlds only living paradox. The lead guitarist for the speed-power-metal band Dragonforce. Shreds notes that do not even exist on a guitar's fretboard, able to hit 103.5 nps (Notes Per Second), only to have ever been beaten by Jesus himself, with an average of 105.6 nps. Along with Sam Totman, they create solos that have actually been recorded to launch multi-dimensional black holes from the top frets of their guitars. On one such occasion, Herman's pick actually started melting somewhere around 00:37 seconds into their track "Fury of the Storm" He then quickly ripped the zipper off of his fly and continued playing for the rest of the song. Unfortunately, half way through their solo, despite the zippers rest by Herman tapping, it started to spark, actually igniting a fans hair. Nevertheless, he continued playing. At around 5:16, when Herman performed a "dive bomb" effect, the croud noticed the guitars strings to have actually "bent" into the top 20 frets. The croud suspected they were just seeing things, but by around 5:32, the bend had become bigger, and Herman's own hair started getting sucked into what seemed to be, -quote- "A mini vortex of awesomeness" As the solo continued, the hole got larger and larger, but the headbanging got stronger and stronger, until a little child was actually sucked out of his mothers arms and launched into the hole.
Other uses of the word "Herman Li" can be used as following -"I just so Herman Li'ed the song" Meaning you hit absolutely every note in a Dragonforce song while being drunk. -"You so just got Herman Li'ed" Meaning as in a guitar duel, you got absolutely annihalated by Herman Li or Jesus. The word Herman Li cannot be used by many, as it is almost impossible to play anywhere near half as fast and good as him.
Dragonforce: THE Dragonforce. Every instrument in the band has been known to play so fast that they create their own hyper-dimensional vortex. So fast that the human brain cannot process the speed at which the notes are being played. Even though they sound fast now, many scientists and researchers actually believe that the music is processed by the human mind 5.7 times too slow than it is actually played.
If anyone ever heres anyone say that Dragonforce is not Epic or speed metal, you must follow the instructions listed below: -Crazy glue headphones to their ears -Turn on the long version of soldiers of the wasteland -Crank it -Proceed to throw victim into a flaming pit If the above is executed with precision, the victim will no longer be alive, but will have listened to the most amazing song right before they died.