Country Dictionary

Abercrombie: a clothing boutique were fag guys go to were shirts that make there puny little muscles stand out. A shop were girls can look like they are wearing nothing but thread and can get easily laid. Were girls know the only way they can get a guy is to wear a slut costume. AKA Prep central

OMG Haileigh like that is so hot we'll get laid tonight by Jordan!
Like OMG Chrissy that sounds awwsome we should were pieces of a shirt for a SKIRT! OMG that is so fetch!

a chronic, involuntary ailment that is usually a symptom of fatigue, cranks, or Aids.

as in "but if I had singultus, no one would care"

a distressing, chronic ailment than can cause fatigue, depression, or suicidal tendencies.

as in "but, if I had singultus, no one would care"

Hot and/or sexy. See Peaseblossomkiss on Furcadia.

Pizzle is teh hawt of all hawtness.

money, expensive shit

"sorry man, cant go to movies tonight, lack of moola"

From the combination of "hypocrite" (one who does not practice what they preach) and "Christian".

A Hypochristian is a person who claims to be an upstanding "moral" Christian, but passes all sorts of judgment on anyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do.

My family is a bunch of Hypochristians; they nearly disowned me when I chose to come out to them.

1. a dirty rag used to clean the floor, furniture, etc.
2. a ripped article of clothing worn by a person
3. see twat
4. see smut
5. a derogatory term used to describe a girl who has no respect for herself. These types of girls keep together and spread slowly.

1. i was cleaning the floor with a szmata
2. Nice shirt, or should i say nice szmata.
3. see twat example
4. see smut example
5. My friend turned out to be the biggest szmata, she'll get with anyone.