A fork of Rural Dictionary
To add genius to something which currently contains little or no credibility.
a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.
i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama
What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.
Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.
Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.
Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.
a professional football team from cincinnati. this team enjoyed decent success in the eighties, by making it to two super bowls in eight years. uring the nineties and into the 21st century they lost more games than any other professional team ever. as of late they have began to rebuild and are a playoff hopeful (2003). as far as not having a website, they have one. for the fucking jackass who said they didn't, look it up fuck face. WHO DEY!!!!!!
no fucking way... the bengals are 8-6 with two games left and might make the playoffs!!!
to sit in a theatre, watch the previews and realize you are at the wrong movie.
I went to the movies with a really hot girl then, realized that we sparkin-a-dingoed.