Country Dictionary

bowditch

Someone who likes to bend over on the edge of roads whilst, physically, sexually and emotionally degrading themselves.

Did you see John next to the old road near the farm? He was being such a bowditch

drever

The act of being so drunk that all normal words are impossible to speak and you are just left dribbling

Look at Trevor his doing a drever

morgan

A man who likes to play the organ whilst naked

I'm glad Chris Martin isn't a morgan player