A fork of Rural Dictionary
In the 70s, it was a way of measuring how much weed was in a baggie by holding your fingers up to it. A 'four finger ounce' was a baggie filled up enough to cover four fingers, a half ounce was two fingers, a quarter was one finger...
"Hey Cheech, did you score?" "Yeah, I got a 4 finger ounce."
When a person's alibi for doing something wrong is that they don't remember. OJ's Lawyers played the race card. Some play the memory card.
When I asked Colleen about breaking my windshield, she played the memory card and denied knowing anything about it.
The way Gary Lee Weinrib's mother pronounced his first name. Gary would go on to become the best musician ever.
"Geddy! Leave that thing alone and finish your homework."
A person at a sporting event who does everything possible to get on the Juumbotron.
"Did you see that idiot with pink and green hair dancing in the aisle every time there was a TV timeout?"
"Yeah, he was a real jumbotronwhore."