Country Dictionary

Flesh missle

Penis, wanker, cock

My flesh missle makes my hand look small.

Dufuk

Inquisitive expression meant to elicit the precise meaning of a thought or actuon.

I saw your expression describing the Cheeto in Chief as a “good man”... Dufuk are you talking about you cretanic moron!?

40 yarder

Any variation of yard markers referring to the distance you could punt a dog.

"That chihuaua is pretty small... I'd say at least a 40 yarder."

turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

SCS

Sniveling Cunt Syndrome

A particularly whiny female generally faking or embeleshing an illness.

Or a particularly whiny male that has graduated from "little bitch"... usually referring to a homosexual male.

"The patient has an unusually low tolerance for normal bouts of pain and discomfort, she seems possibly lonely and this is the 3rd time this week she has called 911 for small problems." Diagnosis: SCS