Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

chimpfucker

to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly.

I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker.

by Tumbleweed November 02, 2003

Panning for Butt Nuggets

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

weasel

a horrifically obvious toupee

Look at the weasel on that dudes head. Oops the chimp fucker heard me.

by Tumbleweed November 26, 2003

Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piƱata.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

TSAR

Used to give a nickname to a person named Ryan. Abbreviated as follows: The Super Amazing Ryan.

"Hey, here comes TSAR"

by tumbleweed April 25, 2005