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amber alert

A coded message indicating a need to urinate. See also umber alert.

(Driving Man) Gotta pull over. Amber Alert.

umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean. Man: Umber Alert? Woman: Word.

jizdom

Noun, rhymes with "Wisdom" referring to any advice which brings more pleasure to the giver than the receiver. See also "advice."

All of his advice was self-satisfied jizdom.