Country Dictionary

the equivalent of a crackhead in the real world.

smeagol wants to smoke the preeeeciousssss

more hated in america than osama bin laden... and that's really, really sad.

George W. Bush made America the laughing stock of the world.

a portable storage device for storing porn.

i have 3 GB worth of quality asian porn on my flash drive.

the worst STD you can get.

man 1: i banged jill and got the worst STD in the world. man 2: AIDS man 1: no, kids. man 2: i give you my sincerest condolences.

a horrible little turd town just east of san diego. its hot as fuck most of the year, its chock full of wife beaters and white trash, and the ones who have money are witless bros and bimbos.

if san diego county had an anus, el cajon is where it is.

the absolute worst STD you can get. they will stick to you until death.

"hey i heard bill got an std from jen." "herpes?" "no, babies."

people who need to look up the definition of "idiots" in the urban dictionary

if you are reading this, you are probably one of the idiots i'm talking about.