A fork of Rural Dictionary
STD - stands for Sexualy Transmited Disease. The most commonly known is HIV/AIDS. To say the least you don't want an STD.
Dude I fucked her good and I'm gonna have this damn STD for the rest of my life. Don't fuck her.
Basically like a computer virus, but for people. You want the free Prada bag, you have to risk the attack on your computer, and possibility of it never working again. You want the sex, you have to risk the attack on your 'down there' region, with the possibility of it never working again.
I got an STD and now my whole fun zone is covered in blisters. other guy: thanks for sharing...
A sexually transmitted disease. Can be contracted through breast milk, blood, body tissue, using dirty needles, but mainly sex. Using a condom dramatically lowers your chances of contracting an std. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis are some of the most common in the united states (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2008), but by far the most common is HPV; 1 in 4 people have it. Some stds are curable, and some, like HIV/AIDS and Herpes are not. It is estimated that every year, 1 in 4 teens contracts an std (American Social Health Association, 2006), so watch who you sleep with! Also, stds can cause serious harm to your body in the long-run, so get yourself tested/treated.
Most common stds, their symptoms, and if curable in the United States (Elizabeth Bolskey, PhD, 2009). 1. Chlamydia- Pain during sex, discharge. Curable. 2. Gonorrhea- Painful urination, often no symptoms. Treatable 3. Syphilis- Lesions (holes in skin) on penis/vagina/rectum. Curable. 4. Mycoplasma Genetalium- no symptoms, can cause infertility. Treatable. 5. Trichomoniasis- Frothy vaginal discharge, itching, odor. Treatable. 6. Crabs/Pubic Lice- little bugs/eggs visible on genetalia, intense itching. Curable. 7. Scabies- Incredibly itchy rash. Spread by skin-on-skin contact. Curable. 8. Human Papiloma Virus - No symptoms/cervical cancer/genital warts. Treatable. 9. HIV/AIDS - supresses immune system so basically any disease/virus can get in. Intense treatment. 10. Herpes - sores. treatable.
santa transmitted diseases
i wanted to give santa some milk and cookies but ended up with an std
An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.
Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!
What killed unprotected sex.
John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?" Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom." John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."