A fork of Rural Dictionary
Some one with a profusely big nose and can not keep her legs shut and will suck your wallet dry. Almost like a suck-you-bus but one that puts out to a new guy every night spreading S.T.Ds.
Look out lads here comes a saddle-slut, keep your pants on and your wallets closed.
1. A overly sarcastic rubber fist
2. A pill which is'nt particuallry happy about where it's going
The Facetious Suppository said "I'm so glad that you have acute erectile dysfunction becasue your penis smells like lavender"