A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often one of your stupider friends; preferring to do stupid stunts while making himself look like a moron. Griffin is the reason why we can't have nice things. If a Griffin has a sister; she will be extremely attractive due to the Inverse Ugly Brothers law.
"Fuck, Griffin, this is why we can't have nice things." "God dammit Griffin you're not a seagull horse for crying out loud." "Damn if Griffin had a sister, i'd be all over that."