A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cum covered shit. A large amount of loose but chunky stool covered in semen.
How to make Hamburger Helper:
Step 1.) Have diarrhea
Step 2.) Jerk-off onto diarrhea
Step 3.) Do NOT flush
Be right back. I've got to go to the restroom.....Hey! somebody left an uneaten bowl of hamburger helper in here!