A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.
"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her." "Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."
A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey. Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.
Casey sent Sean a Dear Adeline. Not the classiest move but at least he's honest.
A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.
I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.
When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.
"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night." "Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."
When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out. Remember to have a good friend spot you.
Casey goes all Feathers In The Sun every time there's a pale moon.
A nickname for your dick when jacking off at night on your pillow after sobering up from a bad break up.
You know who I'm sleeping with tonight? My best friend.