Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Dear Adeline

When you write an old acquaintance after the death of your mother to finally come out after being blue balled by your ex.

"Casey sent her a Dear Adeline. He finally felt comfortable telling her." "Dear Adeline, are you surprised to hear from me now? The neighbor's been quiet since Momma died. Polly's closed down for good."

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

Dear Adeline

A song written to break up with a girl by explaining you are sleeping with her ex-boyfriend, a bandmate or some other guy. Or sleeping alone. Or jerking off into a Stuffed Monkey. Anything but Adeline, basically. Goodbye, Adeline.

Casey sent Sean a Dear Adeline. Not the classiest move but at least he's honest.

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

Toad suck bucks

A slogan sometimes worn on T-shirts by rent boys in low end areas of tourist towns like Las Vegas, L.A. & New York.

I'm wearing my Toad Suck Bucks tank tonight. I will make bank.

by venuswentaway June 07, 2024

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night." "Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

Feathers In The Sun

When you swallow the red pill, tie your belt around the ceiling fan and your neck and jerk off to passing cars before you pass out. Remember to have a good friend spot you.

Casey goes all Feathers In The Sun every time there's a pale moon.

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

Pale King

A white guy who's as hung as white can be and knows who will still never have BDE but tries to fake it anyway.

Casey may be a Pale King but at least he tries.

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022

My Best Friend

A nickname for your dick when jacking off at night on your pillow after sobering up from a bad break up.

You know who I'm sleeping with tonight? My best friend.

by venuswentaway May 29, 2022