Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

haveworthy

adj.

1. worthy of having
2. worthy of stealing

Ladyfriend: why don't you wanna cuddle?
Me: This is not a haveworthy discussion.

by vuck May 21, 2010

vuckle

A device used to stretch ones navel to a desired gauge, either for the purposes of being enjoyed as an alternative copulatory orifice OR for the creation of a pouch used to smuggle drugs, weapons, etc. into prisons, high schools, and airports. May also be used to refer to such a modified belly button.

some gay guy: "Ouch ouch!! Not so fast--you KNOW I have a small vuckle!"

other gay guy: "That's not the only thing that's small on you, sugar, are you even IN my vuckle?"

by vuck December 14, 2009

what's loose?

What's up? What's going on?

Typically used as an actual question, rather than as a greeting (sup yo!)

Depending on tone of voice, may also be used in a state of anger, surprise or upset.

Frat 1: wohaa what's loose?!

Frat 2: You're mama's what's loose!

Frat 1: No I mean, what is going on here?!

Frat 2: Yeah, and I mean your mama's what's going on here!

by vuck April 03, 2011

mousecraft

Mousecraft refers to the excessive use of the mouse in applications where the keyboard is infinitely more efficient.

A familiar example of a time you have probably practiced mousecraft, would be when you need to enter your date of birth on a website, and instead of simply typing it in the appropriate box and hitting "Enter" or "Return" you click on a dropdown calendar and spend several minutes clicking the back button to get from 2015 to 1958, and then another minute clicking through the months and hunting for the specific date, and then, once the date is entered in the box for you, spend a few more seconds looking for the affirmative button which might say "Ok", "Go", "Enter", "Continue" or something else, and then clicking on it. This is rank mousecraft.

Most habitual practitioners of mousecraft are hopelessly computer-illiterate, and probably can't touch-type, and probably insist on working with only one monitor when their employer offers them two. They are often but not always old, and old people are often but not always guilty of mousecraft. They are probably your mom.

"Why are you spending half an hour to enter with your mouse what you could type in two seconds? That sh*t is some serious effed-up mousecraft. No wonder you're so unproductive."

by vuck July 25, 2015

Jordon

The way ignorant people/people born before 1970/people in Human Resources spell the name Jordan.

My name is spelled "Jordan" like the country, the river, the basketball player, etc. but every time I get a new job someone in HR decides it must be spelled "JordOn".

by vuck June 21, 2016

resquirrel

To relocate something previously squirreled away, especially in a new locale.

When I moved from Squirrelington Vermont to San Diego, I first recovered and resquirreled all of my Krugerrands

by vuck May 10, 2016

pandoto

The practice of stretching and deepening the navel, creating an artificial pouch (a vuckle) for purposes of storage, smuggling, and sexual gratification.

Often, artists licensed in pandoto have even stricter standards than states or cities, requiring at least one sexual partner to be present to verify correct omphalometrics.

by vuck February 04, 2010