A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual encounter including most of the elements of a regular sexual encounter, including nudity, oral sex, kissing, etc., which specifically avoids penis-in-vagina (PIV) intercourse just so the parties can pretend they didn't actually have sex.
Josh only went as far as pseudosex with his friend's ex-girlfriend so he wouldn't have to say he fucked her.
when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge
Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.
A shottle refers to a Miller High Life pony, which is a seven ounce beer bottle. It also refers to any small beer bottle that you can drink in one gulp, like a shot. This word is both a contraction of the words shot and bottle, and a misreading of "8bottles" printed on the side of the Miller High life ponies package when drunk.
I downed six shottles in six minutes, and I barely have a buzz on!