Country Dictionary

The act of sucking on another's ball sack, aka nuts. This term derives from the job of a fluffer, who performs fellatio on porn stars to keep the male stars ready between takes.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a fluffernutter, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

A separate bed reserved for doing dirt in, as opposed to your regular bed, which is for nite nite.

Ryan Higgins ate some fries on his dirt bed. He put the ketchup straight on the sheets.

A totally awesome way to spell cool. It is far superior to the juvenile and played out kewl.

You brought me a homemade pound cake? Qul!

The act of sucking on another's ball sac, aka nuts. This term is related to the term blow job.

I asked my girlfriend to give me a nut job, but she wouldn't because my sac was too hairy.

Short for neices and nephews.

My Aunt Nancy calls my brother, my sister, and me her niecefews!

To engage in sexual intercourse. This phrase is derived from the wooly texture of public hair.

I wanted to pull wool, but my girlfriend wants to save herself for marriage.