A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) an idiotic moron whos actions are so ridiculous that their mere exisitience is a drain on society..... (see also: douchenoozling )
"97.6% of all cable news reporters, anchors, and producers are douchenoozles"
"that douchenoozle enjoys watching infotainment such as Abscess Hollywood, ET, and cable news"