A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mercedes + faux "green" philosophy + carbon belching vacations + visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the line REI / Patagonia + Uptight, holier-than-thou attitude on all subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents + + rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other kids/dogs/people = trust fund hippie
Dude, you drive a Mercedes SUV identical to your folks'! You are a Trust Fund Hippie! Just admit it!