Country Dictionary

bogies

The crustaceous, or lumpy snotty waste product which develops up ones nostrils, usually removed by either blowing ones nose into a handkerchief or by picking ones nose.

He picked the bogies from his nose and ate them.

Scraptoft

The absurd flap of hair a vain and balding man grows, which is then swept from one side of the head to the other in a futile attempt to look as if he has a full head of hair.

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Humen

More than one human. The plural for 'human'

In the laboratory there were a mixture of chimpanzees and humen.