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US Marine Corps

A large, powerful organisation operated by the US Government. Very often trigger happySpecially trained to inflict maximum innocent civilian casualties and to fire on allied forces. Unlike an elite, hardened force of veteran soldiers (see Royal Marines), they are an unwieldy force, with more than 1,500,000 troops. Battle Honours: Mexican War World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France) World War 2 (Same as above) Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0) The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0) Iraq Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire

US Marine Corps soldier in Humvee: I can see foot mobiles approaching Commander: Do they look friendly? Marine: I think so Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike) British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......

by wannabekiller November 18, 2010