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Tara Foran

a female notorious for her incredible talent and complete and utter gorgeousness. Tara is a dinosaur/ninja/mermaid, and is the leader of Team Foran, an intramural zombie hunting team.

1. -Wow, that girl is incredibly talented and gorgeous. -Not as talented and gorgeous as Tara Foran. -True dat, mofo. 2. -WHOOAAA. Did you just see that dinosaur/ninja/mermaid? -Yeah, dude, I'm pretty sure that was Tara Foran! 3. -I've been thinking.. I really want to go into zombie hunting. -Really? Why don't you join Team Foran? It'll help you develop the skills you need. Plus, they provide chainsaws free of charge. -That sounds great! How do I sign up? -Just talk to Tara Foran.

by watching_you_right_now April 02, 2009