A fork of Rural Dictionary
Rednecks who actually have a viable source of income. They do not live in trailer parks, but you might find them in small country towns in all 50 states. They could be farmers, Lawndogs etc.
Look at them Robertsons on their riding lawn mowers. I heard they are rednecks with paychecks.
a poem reading competition who primary participants are white people, specifically grown up white boys and basic white girls. Does not take much talent as it's a white people version of a rap battle.
Tyler: Hi girl, what you doing tonight? Brittany: Goin to a Poetry slam, bitch Tyler: Oh we'll do some great drugs after it gets over cuz we have no life!
A mixture of a woman's cum and period blood during that special time of the month. Happens while giving an oral lick. Very famous among the folks south of the Mason-Dixon Line, particularly Mississippi
When Byron performed a labia-lick on Blanche, she cummed and squirted a hot mess of Mississippi Moonshine in his mouth.
When bad weather ruins your plans
Mackenzie: It went from sunlight to rainfall. My plans are ruined! Cody: Sounds like someone took a shit on your sundress!
The act of lowering one's heavy and sweaty balls into their lover's mouth. Famous in the fine metropolis of Jacksonville, FL and the surrounding beach communities.
Daryl: Dude I was working construction on Nocatee and this whore came up to me asking for a $20 Merle: what did ya do? Daryl: I fed her my Florida Potstickers! Merle: Sounds like love at first bite!
A sausagefest masquerading as a "University" in the small town of Mankato, MN. This is primarily a party school for the kin folk in the upper midwest and elsewhere. High rate of STD's and alcohol poisoning. Sucks in sports and sucks in academics. The school mascot is a bull named "Stomper". A fucking BULL! I say that's BULL-SHIT! Fuck you, Stomper!
Brian: Hey Travis, did you get accepted in the University of Minnesota, Twin Cities? Travis: Nah, man, they rejected me coz my SAT's were shit Brian: Looks like your only option is Minnesota State University, Mankato. Travis: That fucking sucks.