A fork of Rural Dictionary
A magical place. Aspergistan refers to the state of being so unbelievably stoned on cannabis that one cannot function socially and thus must retreat to a comfortable space, which is then designated as “Aspergistan”
Chad: Yooooooo that bong hit took me all the way to Aspergistan!
Used in situations of extreme annoyance or anger as a substitute for “who fucking gives a shit” when it’s too much effort to say an entire sentence.
Chad: Hey Brad, guess what? Brad: What? Chad: I just matched with another girl on Tinder Virgin Brad: Man, who fucks a shit!