A fork of Rural Dictionary
1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.
2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.
Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"
Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."