A fork of Rural Dictionary
a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.
wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.
the phenomenon of stumbling upon a profound realization whilst hallucinating
today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. - this is an example of a hallucinization