A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bowel movement that stinks to high heaven, leaves streaks on the toilet porcelain, and in many cases, induces tears in anyone who comes near it. Anyone who comes in contact with it feels like it's an environmental disaster. Often the consistency of a chocolate soft serve ice cream.
Dan: What the fuck just happened in the shitter - it stinks like Love Canal?!? Wes - what did you do? Wes: (sheeplishly grinning) I just took a toxic waste dump. Soary.
The act of dispensing glitter onto the face of a sex partner immediately after ejaculating onto the aforementioned face.
Janet: "OMG, Suzy, you look fabulous!" Suzy: "Yeah, my boyfriend just came over and glitterblasted me."
The act of getting another person to post a potentially controversial comment on social media sites (e.g. Facebook, Google+, Twitter etc.) because of a concern that the post will offend ones friends and/or reflect poorly on oneself.
John, who was a liberal (and kind of a pussy), and had a lot of conservative friends, decided to do some social media laundering when posting his views on social issues.
A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.
Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her. Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling. Wil: Exactly!
An Indian meal that is blamed for the poor quality of several subsequent bowel movement.
Bob: I have had some horrible shits since we went to Raja Elephant and had that vindaloo. I can't believe how much I pay the price for that food. Alice: Oh, shut up! It's been 36 hours since we were there - you know that vindaloo is just a scapecurry!
1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them. 2) The exegesis of text messages.
After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.
A synonym for cryptocurrency.
John: Did you hear about how the CryptBS coin just plummeted in value? I'm down like $5000! Fuck! Rick: Man, I told you not to be buying no digital beanie babies, didn't I? John: ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!