A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a couple is spooning, she farts on his cock and it's smelly.
Girl: Babe, I'm sorry I just farted
Guy: Damn babe, now I got a gassed cock.
When you need compensation for payment but will take a dick for the payment instead.
Joke: I finish making my order at the Sonic Stall, and she says You can drive forward please 🤣 Okay here I come like THE KOOL Aid Man... BOOM!
Friend says Damn you are funny 🤣 lmao
Then I say .... Yes I know ... I'm un paid for your laughter. I need my compendicksation 🤣🤣
When more than one white male wearing cut off sleeves t shirt and a hat backwards with a beer in their hand
Do you see that white cracker party over there at Ruston Tires? No what are you talking about? The guy with cut off sleeves and hat backwards with a beer in his hand. Oh my.
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
When someone is so sexy and fine as hell in something they do or look, makes you wanna jump their guts
Gut jumping means you wanna jump them til they feel it in their guts
1st scenario
Bro 1: Dang she looks so fine I'm fixing to jump her Guts
Bro 2: Dang bro you about to do what??
2nd scenario
Her: I'm fixing to Gut jump you if you don't come make out with me...
Him: Oh yes baby come Gut jump me!!!