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ferker

1.A friendly yet somewhat insulting term to use on a mate.

2.A guy who is over-flirtatious.

3.Someone who has slipped. (From the verb ferk meaning to slip.)

1.Shut up you ferker!

2.Check out Barney with four birds on the go at once,ferker that he is!

3.(on an icy day) Person 1:"See that guy comin down the street? Reckon he's a ferker?"

Person 2:"Possibly."

(man slips)

Persons 1 & 2:Weyhey,ferker!!!

by whitmore March 17, 2005

ferker

1.Jokingly derogatory term used to wind up a mate.

2.An overly flirtatious guy or a guy in a relationship.

3.A person who slips.

1."Shut up you ferker!"

2."Get a load of that ferker and his bird! What a ferker!"

3.*icy day,person walking down the path,onlookers talking*
"What d'ya reckon to this guy? Ferker?"

"Definitely."
*person slips*
"Stupid ferker."

by whitmore March 05, 2005

bounce off da hook

To get your jive on and go nuts. For example showing off your stuff at a dance-off.

*funky track kicks in*
Watch me bounce off da hook!

by whitmore March 16, 2005

monty

(noun) Female computing teacher who rubs her legs rapidly (a la Vic Reeves on Shooting Stars) whilst teaching her class.

"Who've you got next period?"

"Monty." (rub legs in a piss take)

by whitmore January 18, 2005