A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.a slang term to describe a prudish, old-fashioned person.
2.to describe a middle-aged person who doesn't like or hates pornography
3.A slang term describing a person who scared to death of sex.
"Sabrina is so sexually retarded cause she doesn't want a sexual relationship"
"My dad is sexually retarded cause he doesn't want me to use the internet or watch HBO"
"Hank, my next door neighbor is so sexually retarded, he freaks out when he sees a tampon commercial"