A fork of Rural Dictionary
the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls
Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!
police jargon for dead bodies at the scene of a crime
Radio: There's an 11-7 at the corner of 5th street and MLK Boulevard. Officer: Damn!
when one group of males on a beach or dock throw rocks at another less-liked member of the group, often times in a canoe or some other floatable 60-100 feet offshore. The object of the game is to either hit the target with rocks or get them wet by splashing them if you're a crappy shot. This game is best played while intoxicated.
Jim: Why are you throwing rocks at poor Ted out in the canoe? Tommy: I'ts dock rock! Grap a rock and join in!
when one cannot drive and another playa helps his brother out by taking over from the back seat
Jim eats a sandwich, takes hands off steering wheel Wallace takes over from the back seat Hector: Now THATS a back seat driver
gangster lingo for "everybody"
Hank: What's going on? Luke: Urbody's leavin, this party blows
the sensation one gets when smelling a cinnabon and then becoming so excited about having one you become sexually aroused
We would've left the mall sooner, but Toby had a cinnaboner, so we had to stop.