Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

School of Enviromental Studies

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.

"Oh you go to the pothead high school?"

by Willow December 05, 2003

rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?

by Willow September 19, 2005

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

matrix

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good

matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------

by willow November 11, 2003

Dunch

noun. Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner. Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time. Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals: Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner

His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!

by Willow October 12, 2007

call me

1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do. 2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell. 3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call. 4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards) 5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.

1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me? 2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee! 3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?" 4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!

by Willow April 25, 2004

Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world

Willow is a fucking champion

by willow September 28, 2003