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A kicking ass game created by some guy that smoked lots of pot. Similar to worms but more kick ass.
To be a Network Administrator, you must first become JEDI. Once an Administrator, you can do everything and anything you want. Including getting paid to eat donuts, shoot your felow employees monitors, then replace them. Also Network Administrators get all the "tang"
A device used to filter air so you can breath good air. Used mostly while in areas with aerosol, pesticides, poisons.. ect..
Ah, I got me a new respirator for some schlaggin yo!
A photograph is a positive image. It is printed on photosensitive paper, most of the time used to capture the good times in your life.
Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert (CCIE™) program sets the professional benchmark for internetworking expertise. Candidates select and prepare for one of the CCIE certification tracks. Then they must pass a qualification exam as well as a hands-on lab exam.
"Holy crap, that dude's CCIE certified. I must pay him lots of money just for being in the same room as me."
~1. The drive where you usually put floppy 3.5's in. ~2. The place where computer guys get their wang stuck in. ~3. The last place you want to put your wang in.
"Uh.. AT&T?" "Yes." "How do I remove a Penis from the Floppy Drive?", "Sir, we don't service hardware"