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benchmark

Used as a catch-all substitute for a similar and more appropriate word that you can't quite remember, acceptable only because of its obvious incorrectness

"You know guys, I'm glad we bought those brownies. That was really a... benchmark moment" "becca's yanif score just passed 150... she's passed her final... benchmark" "no mom, I can't help clean right now. I'm working on a... benchmark"

by B-Rizz January 08, 2008

Benchmarked

1. To be injured in a single, obviously painful, incident. 2. To have failed to an extreme degree (cf pwned), often used as an exclamation.

Upon seeing a wrestling move go painfully awry "Oh my God, he totally benchmarked him." "I asked her out but she just slapped me" "Benchmarked!"

by d_to_the_m_an December 17, 2009

benchmarks

1. A reference mark that something is measured against. The original benchmarks are places on the workbench used to measure common lengths of material, such as lumber. 2. In surveying, a "bench mark" (two words) is a post or other permanent mark established at a known elevation that is used as the basis for measuring the elevation of other topographical points. In computer and Internet technology, the term may have any of these meanings: 1) A set of conditions against which a product or system is measured. PC magazine laboratories frequently test and compare several new computers or computer devices against the same set of application programs, user interactions, and contextual situations. The total context against which all products are measured and compared is referred to as the benchmark. 2) A program that is specially designed to provide measurements for a particular operating system or application. 3) A known product with which users are familiar or accustomed to that other newer products can be compared to. 4) A set of performance criteria which a product is expected to meet.

Laboratory benchmarks sometimes fail to reflect real-world product use. For this reason, Eric Raymond defines a benchmark as "an inaccurate measure of computer performance" and cites the "old hacker's saying" that "In the computer industry, there are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and benchmarks." Still, benchmarks can be useful and some companies offer benchmark programs for downloading or a benchmark testing service on their own site.

by Athene Airheart March 19, 2004

benchmarks

Tests that require fiercest analysis of a system.

That AMD Benchmarked faster than the Pentium 4.

by A student March 24, 2004

Benchmarking

The systematic process of becoming no better than anyone else.

After all the benchmarking we have done, I think we can finally boast that we are an LCD company.

by scanner1 May 11, 2011

benchmarks

Perfonmance Tests

This Computer's 3D Benchmarks Rules!

by Comando Gruya March 19, 2004

benchmarks

1. A standard by which something can be measured or judged 2. Defines a computer system's performance through a rigourouly designed software suite specifically integrated to punish and stress hardware components for one or more of the following: speed quality endurance heat and power consumption competition from competing products See also: Wut 1337 h4x0r5 look at before getting a computer they want.

Hardware companies use such benchmarks to improve computer hardware before releasing them to the market.

by jetblaze1412 March 21, 2004