Country Dictionary

The Bullwinkle

The sign given to a friend in hiding while doggie styling' some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky." (Make sure to use appropriate Bullwinkle voice tone.)

Amanda did not like the bullwinkle last night.

Snerd Nurgling

The act of moving your anal lovers turds about within his/her lower ntestine with your dick. Really popular with the lavender boys,

"Oh Lance, Nergle me you Snerd"...

Shop Vac

When a dirty, talented tramp stuffs you're entire package (balls and all) into her mouth, and blows you with amazing suction power.

I found a nice shop vac last night.

Whaleing

when you see too much EXCESS skin showing/over lapping bodily areas that shouldnt be there, then you take the proper actions and yell WHALE!!! and tell every one to run for their lives and you take the action of throwing something at that thing (in a sense harpooning the whale). Sharp objects are recommened. And remember it takes a lot to bring down a whale. *CAUTION* EXTREMELY DANGEROUS ADVANCE AT OWN RISK

Johnny did you see that huge whale walking into the ice cream parlor. Hapoon! that whale. Do you want to go whaleing on halloween?

womanizer

To pursue women lecherously.

Bill Clinton is a womanizer.