A fork of Rural Dictionary
Gobblin dick percentage. i.e. how much dick one sucks on any given day averaged out per year.
That guys GDP is well over 50 percent Johnson
when something sucks a lot, or is just so unbelievably stupid. i.e. you just want to piss in a cup and pour it all over the person or object that sucks and tell them to "shut the fuck up" and stop sucking.
Guy 1: I keep getting rejected by that shawty
Guy 2: That's pisspour man, absolutely fuckin pisspour