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punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

Run While You Can

Meme used by thousands of people.

Generally used in IRC chat rooms.

Can be used in conjunction with It's a trap.

Person1: Open the door.
Person2: NOO! IT'S A TRAP! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!

rubber nut

When you hit your nut off of someone's head while they're sleeping.

Friend1: Did you see last night when i gave jim a rubber nut?
Friend2: Yeah!

Raped by a Rake

1. When you get proven so wrong that you have nothing to say.

2. When someone does something terrible to you and you can't do anything back.

Dude, I got raped by a rake in math class today when Sarah proved me wrong :(