A fork of Rural Dictionary
The stereotypical name of the half black son of a single white mother.
"My son Jayden, He's my world!" - Dating app profile
A windowed van, typically a Ford E-Series, used for transporting groups of retarded people from location to location. Can be seen parked outside mall food courts, zoos, parks, and any other place tards congregate.
A Tardtanic just pulled up to the food court entrance at the mall.