A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night... steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did. tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
the act of doig a girl doggystyle and at the point of climax you lean over and exclame "i have aids" and try to stay on/in her for the full 8 seconds.
jeff- so i did The Rodeo last night. bill- how did it go? jeff- well...i fell of at 5 seconds bill- aww man just 3 more seconds and you would have had it