Country Dictionary

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Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE

Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"

by xbot7564 July 01, 2024

Gunkle Spunk

When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey

Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"

Herold: "What the fuck?"

by xbot7564 July 01, 2024

Flubtabulous

It's like when somethings like, like, you know, when it's like the thing when you know like a, like a the, and then it's so fucking cool that you actually can't stop...

Gerald: "BRO! THAT ICE SCULPUTRE IS SO FLUBTABULOUS! I WANNA SHOVE IT IN MY MOUTH!"

Herold: "Do you need serious medical attention?"

by xbot7564 July 03, 2024

Shawdy Bae

Someone who is so incredibly attractive of either gender.

"That guy is such a shawdy bae, I would love to get with him."

by xbot7564 May 27, 2024