Country Dictionary

jewban

A Jew mixed with a Cuban. It is a very rare breed. They often have internal conflict because the Jew is cheap and wants money, but the Cuban wants to redistribute wealth. Jewbans come from the island Jewba, which is an island made of quarters and is just off the coast of Guantanamo bay.

Kyle Castro, don't steal my quarter you Jewban, your island is full of them.

Baldos

A place filled with magical wonders. This resturant creates great Mexican food, but causes intense bowel movements shortly after consumption of the food.

Baldos is awesome, but it should make the chairs toilets, so you can crap and eat at the same time.