A fork of Rural Dictionary
When Fintmin are past the age of 8 years they are no longer considered Fintmin. They become Dusty Ole Fintmin. They are also referred to as Flipton in some locations. Although they strongly deny that and are known to call themselves Zoey. The origins of this name are unknown. See: "Fintmin"as all characteristics remain the same.
"That Dusty Ole Fintmin just yelled at me and said it's name was not Flipton, but Zoey" " That Dusty Ole Fintmin is in desperate need of a Fintmin mother and Fintmin father"
Free transportation to your weed dealer that lives next to the hospitals crib.
"Parnisha: We outta weed,my nigga Sharkeesha: Call the amberlamps"
A Fintmin with a horn in the middle of it's forehead
" I was disappointed that they didn't have a Finticorn at the zoo" " I just got my Finticorn hunting license in the mail,straight nigger"
a glass tube used for smoking crack
"No you can't push my straight!!" "I burnt my lip on my straight" "Let me hit your straight,straight nigger"
The abnormally large back side of a mentally challenged person. This condition is believed to be genetic.
John: Why do all retards have fat asses? Lexi: It's a condition called Tard butt.
Fintmin mothers are generally under 25,either strippers or waitresses and tend to drink too much alcohol. They are usually hot in a kooky kinda way. Intelligent with an obvious lack of common sense and an impulsive nature. They are unable to say the word no.
pervert#1:"Taylor is the hottest striper here" pervert#2:" You're right about that! I think she is a Fintmin mother"
That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.
white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger All the white people: Hahahaha