Country Dictionary

Bleached-blonde ferret

Draco Malfoy

"Look at that Bleached-blonde ferret"
"That's Draco Malfoy"

"Is that a student?!?"
"Technically it's a ferret"

Draco Malfoy

A beautiful albino ferret boy with severe daddy issues.

*plays song Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood* "Look it's Draco Malfoy's song"

"Is that a student?!?!"

"Technically it's a ferret"

Squelch

The noise you will hear when you step over a VERY dead body.

"WOAH did you hear that squelch right there by victim numero cinco"